Hope everyone is having a good week so far. Here is a song I wrote a few years back. Hope you Like it. -Bob

Crazy Lady

I can see why she was upset

I should have told her when we met I was married seven times before There are 14 kids out there

That she was unaware

That’s 14 at last score

Chorus:

I thought she was just lazy

Turned out she was crazy

Let me tell you what she did to me I’ll kill her so help me God

She max’d out my credit card Bought everything on that TV

She was out of control

Broke every fishin’ pole

Now I don’t go fishin’ any more

It looked like she was havin’ fun As she destroyed every gun

Now I don’t go huntin’ any more

It was no mistake

My bowlin’ ball’s in the lake I don’t go bowlin’ any more

My big fish on the wall

She smashed and now it’s small I don’t go braggin’ any more

But the meanest thing that day She cut up my toupee

I don’t chase woman any more

She went a bit too far

Leavin’ hate notes on my car I’m afraid to drive anywhere

I don’t want to be seen

In my convertible machine Now that I don’t have any hair

There’s a remedy of course And it’s called divorce

She filed for half of all I own Here attorneys’ name is Phil He sent me her bill

I had to pay it out of a loan

Chorus:

I thought she was just lazy But this woman is crazy

And I don’t want her aroun’ When the divorce is complete

I’m goin’ to take these happy feet

And get my butt out of this sorry town

End:

When the divorce is complete

I’m goin’ to take these happy feet

And get my butt out of this sorry town

Words and Music by: Bob Evans